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Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Mum “Definitely Not in MLM”, Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

A woman tends plants in a sunlit greenhouse surrounded by lush greenery. Text reveals a thriving nursery business story by Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline text: Leaf it with me: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from Innocent Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings.

A woman tends plants in a sunlit greenhouse surrounded by lush greenery. Text reveals a thriving nursery business story by Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline text: Leaf it with me: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from Innocent Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings.

Leaf It With Me”: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from ‘Innocent’ Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

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