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Phone showing a text conversation with the message "I swear, I'm not lying!" Below, a satirical headline about liars and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Phone showing a text conversation with the message "I swear, I'm not lying!" Below, a satirical headline about liars and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Study Confirms a Liar’s Final Words Are Usually “I Swear I’m Not Lying” - Shire Residents Say They Knew That Already

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Belives It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary.

Library scene with colorful chairs, bookshelves, and a table piled with property guides. Headline Text reads: Shire Property Guides Now So Meaningless They’re Being Considered for the Fiction Section at Sutherland Library. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Library scene with colorful chairs, bookshelves, and a table piled with property guides. Headline Text reads: Shire Property Guides Now So Meaningless They’re Being Considered for the Fiction Section at Sutherland Library. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Property Price Guides Now So Meaningless They’re Being Considered for the Fiction Section at Sutherland Library

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’.

Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

JUST IN: Shire Fish Seen Hitchhiking Out of Local Waterways - Experts Blame New Water Quality Report

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

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