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Welcome to The Sutherland Shire Gazette –
Your Trusted Source for Completely Untrustworthy News
Here at The Sutherland Shire Gazette, we take journalism very seriously—just not in the traditional sense. As the Shire’s #1 source for satire, sarcasm, and slightly exaggerated local news, we exist to celebrate (and lovingly roast) the unique quirks of our beloved coastal paradise.
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From bin chicken invasions to parking wars at Westfield Miranda and council clean-up night treasure hunters, we bring you the stories that matter—or at least the ones that make you snort into your morning coffee.

Is any of this true?
Absolutely… not. The Sutherland Shire Gazette is 100% satire, meaning if you’re taking our headlines at face value, we have some waterfront property at Warumbul to sell you.
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If you’re here looking for hard-hitting investigative journalism, we suggest you check out an actual news website. If you’re here because you love a bit of Shire-based banter, you’re in the right place.

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