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Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Brock Ledger

4 hours ago1 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cinema’s Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese & Fungi-Filled Film Experiences

Sunset over Cronulla Beach, surfers gathered for a paddle out event. Headline mentions Blakey Johnstone, organized by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

1 day ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Blakey Johnstone to Make Waves (Literally) with World’s Biggest Paddle Out This Saturday at Cronulla Beach

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Skye Waverley

2 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Skye Waverley

3 days ago1 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Farmer Wants a Wife in Chaos—Producers Scramble, for Replacement - Shire 'Farmer' Troy Steps Up

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Chris T Tide

4 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

Brock Ledger

6 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

$78M Kurnell Kamay Ferry Wharf to Host World’s First Tinny Rideshare: Tideshare

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Sandy Shores

Mar 61 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

Brock Ledger

Mar 51 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Stethoscopes to Spanners: Shire GPs Ditch Medicine for Plumbing as Patients Prefer to Pay Tradie Rates

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Mar 42 min read

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sienna Rivers

Mar 42 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Empty strollers abandoned in a parking lot near a playground. Headline reads: Luxury Pram Crisis. Mood is mysterious and abandoned.

Harper Vale

Mar 32 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Luxury Pram Crisis. Shire Grandparents Abandon $2K+ Prams in

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Sandy Shores

Mar 21 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Miranda Fair vs Westfield Miranda: The Great Shire Identity Crisis

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Liam Montgomery

Mar 11 min read

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

People load furniture into a white pickup truck in a suburban area. Headline about cost of living crisis. Mood is busy and earnest.

Brock Ledger

Feb 281 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cost of Living Crisis Hits Hard: Shire Ute Owners Now Demand TWO Slabs for Mates’ Moving Jobs—And It Better Be Craft Beer

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Sandy Shores

Feb 272 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Sandy Shores

Feb 262 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Finn Seabrook

Feb 251 min read

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Sandy Shores

Feb 242 min read

Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1 After Daring Driveway U-Turn

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Sandy Shores

Feb 232 min read

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Finn Seabrook

Feb 222 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Everything Sutherland Shire Facebook Group Falls into Lawless Anarchy as Admins Vanish – Chaos, Conspiracies, and Elmo’s Downfall

Sandy Shores

Feb 212 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Everything Sutherland Shire Facebook Group Falls into Lawless Anarchy as Admins Vanish – Chaos, Conspiracies, and Elmo’s Downfall

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Liam Montgomery

Feb 202 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Man in suit stands with clipboard by "FOR SALE" sign on suburban street. Headline reads: "Boom Time Returns!" Bright, sunny day.

Finn Seabrook

Feb 192 min read

BOOM TIME RETURNS! – Shire Real Estate Agents Emerge from Hibernation as RBA Cuts Interest Rates

Crowd with camping gear waits outside JB Hi-Fi in anticipation. Night setting, warm lights from the store. Headline text discusses rate cuts

Finn Seabrook

Feb 182 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Shire Locals Camp Outside JB Hi-Fi in Wild Celebration of Possible Interest Rate Cuts

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