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Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

5 days ago2 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

“Not My Job”: Local Shopper Leaves Shopping Trolley in Prime Engadine Car Spot to Assert Dominance

Apr 132 min read

Shire Novice Causes Peak Hour Chaos by Sitting in Left Lane at Taren Point Lights: Locals Outraged

Apr 111 min read

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Local Driver Gives Up on Council, Builds Own Lane at Oak Road Intersection

Mar 311 min read

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

Local Driver Trapped in Kiora Mall Car Park - Survives on World’s Best Banh Mi

Mar 232 min read

Man in white car with "URGENT DELIVERY" sign. Headline: Caringbah Chemist Caught—Scripts from Miranda Pharmacy. Urban background.

Man in white car with "URGENT DELIVERY" sign. Headline: Caringbah Chemist Caught—Scripts from Miranda Pharmacy. Urban background.

Caringbah Chemist Finally Caught—Scripts Are Actually Coming from Miranda

Mar 192 min read

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Extreme Tetris Challenge — Casualties Include Common Sense

Mar 162 min read

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

Mar 92 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 102 min read

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Feb 82 min read

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

Jan 252 min read

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