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Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

20 hours ago2 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

2 days ago2 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 192 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 121 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 101 min read

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Shire Tech Bro Entrepreneur Invents App to Monetise Local Sirens Panic – Helicopter Tracker Included

Apr 92 min read

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

It’s Just Too Good to Throw Out’: Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like It's a Real Estate Investment

Apr 82 min read

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

From Northies to Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by four Kid's Parties in Two Days.

Apr 72 min read

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Mistaken for His Dog - Admits It’s Not the First Time

Apr 22 min read

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

“Don’t Even Bother”: Local Sports Season Already Declared a Washout by Weather Gods

Mar 302 min read

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’

Mar 291 min read

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