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Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cinema’s Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese & Fungi-Filled Film Experiences

Mar 131 min read

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

Mar 112 min read

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Farmer Wants a Wife in Chaos—Producers Scramble, for Replacement - Shire 'Farmer' Troy Steps Up

Mar 101 min read

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

Mar 92 min read

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Mar 61 min read

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Mar 42 min read

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Mar 42 min read

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Feb 281 min read

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 222 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 212 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 192 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 142 min read

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