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Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 112 min read

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Jan 102 min read

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach: Shire Braces for Renovation Drama

Jan 72 min read

Loftus Dad Declared ‘Tech Archaeologist’ After Hoarding Vintage Cables for Decades

Jan 52 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Jan 32 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 22 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 30, 20242 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 29, 20241 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 28, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 24, 20241 min read

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