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Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 23, 20242 min read

Smiling female news reader holds a "News" microphone on a beach with colorful umbrellas. Text above reads: "BREAKING: The Shire Gazette Launches."

Smiling female news reader holds a "News" microphone on a beach with colorful umbrellas. Text above reads: "BREAKING: The Shire Gazette Launches."

The Sutherland Shire Gazette Launches: Sutherland Shire Braces For Hard-Hitting Local Nonsense.

Dec 21, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Mall Madness: Cronulla Residents Spring Into Outrage Over In-Ground Trampolines

Mall Madness: Cronulla Residents Spring Into Outrage Over In-Ground Trampolines

Mall Madness: Cronulla Residents Spring Into Outrage Over In-Ground Trampolines

Dec 20, 20241 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

Orchestra on stage at a festive event with Santa decorations. Headline reads "Outrage at Cronulla Christmas Carols over Festive Styling."

Orchestra on stage at a festive event with Santa decorations. Headline reads "Outrage at Cronulla Christmas Carols over Festive Styling."

Outrage Erupts at Cronulla Christmas Carols Over “Clashing” Festive Styling

Dec 16, 20241 min read

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