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Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Brock Ledger

9 hours ago1 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cinema’s Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese & Fungi-Filled Film Experiences

Sunset over Cronulla Beach, surfers gathered for a paddle out event. Headline mentions Blakey Johnstone, organized by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

1 day ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Blakey Johnstone to Make Waves (Literally) with World’s Biggest Paddle Out This Saturday at Cronulla Beach

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Skye Waverley

2 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Skye Waverley

3 days ago1 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Farmer Wants a Wife in Chaos—Producers Scramble, for Replacement - Shire 'Farmer' Troy Steps Up

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Chris T Tide

4 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

Brock Ledger

6 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

$78M Kurnell Kamay Ferry Wharf to Host World’s First Tinny Rideshare: Tideshare

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Sandy Shores

Mar 61 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

Brock Ledger

Mar 51 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Stethoscopes to Spanners: Shire GPs Ditch Medicine for Plumbing as Patients Prefer to Pay Tradie Rates

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Mar 42 min read

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sienna Rivers

Mar 42 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Empty strollers abandoned in a parking lot near a playground. Headline reads: Luxury Pram Crisis. Mood is mysterious and abandoned.

Harper Vale

Mar 32 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Luxury Pram Crisis. Shire Grandparents Abandon $2K+ Prams in

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Sandy Shores

Mar 21 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Miranda Fair vs Westfield Miranda: The Great Shire Identity Crisis

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