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Man with gray beard examining electric lawn mower in a sunny garden. Headline reads: "Local Dad Baffled..." under "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 162 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Boomer Dad Baffled by Newfangled Electric Mower: ‘Where’s the Two-Stroke?

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Riley Corbett

Feb 152 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Shire's Most Wanted: The Outdoor Lounge That Keeps Getting 'Resold' - But Never Gets Delivered!

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Finn Seabrook

Feb 142 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Riley Corbett

Feb 132 min read

Data Entry Scam Strikes: Sutherland Shire Residents Warned Not to Hand Over Their Lives

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Feb 122 min read

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Finn Seabrook

Feb 112 min read

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Woman pushing Aldi shopping trolley with a mountain goat statue inside, in front of Southgate shopping centre. Text above reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Southgate..."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 101 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Southgate Showdown: Aldi Rumours Send Shoppers Into Meltdown

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Riley Corbett

Feb 92 min read

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Athletes in colorful gear race on Wanda Beach, with a crowd in the background. Headline and details about the Sydney Branch Champs overlay.

Liam Montgomery

Feb 82 min read

Wanda Beach Gears Up for the Most Prestigious Race of the Sydney Branch Champs: The Sand Hose Chase

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 72 min read

Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Woman Property Manager smiling in front of apartments with "For Lease" sign. Headline above: "Tenant gets 100% bond back." Evening setting, urban area.

Sandy Shores

Feb 62 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Miranda Woman Shatters Local Myth: First Tenant Ever to Get 100% Bond Back Without a Shouting Match

Bathroom door with a "BUSY" sign on the handle. Text above reads: "Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 52 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year

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