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News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

Sandy Shores

Feb 42 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Woronora’s Legendary Chinese Restaurant Awarded Posthumous Michelin Star—Locals Say ‘About Time!’

Street view of Box Road Jannali and another insert photo with a cap and bumper sticker labelled "JANNALI: living the dream." Headline reads "Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 32 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Jannali’s Next Big Gamble: Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left in Jannali's Masterplan

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Riley Corbett

Feb 12 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Heads Will Roll: Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 312 min read

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 302 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Liam Montgomery

Jan 292 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Skye Waverley

Jan 282 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 262 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 242 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Icon, Finger-Lickin’ Landmark: Shire Rallies to Protect Beloved Miranda KFC Amid Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival in Sylvania

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Liam Montgomery

Jan 232 min read

Local news & nonsense

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Blake Curran

Jan 222 min read

Trump Targets Kurnell? Locals Brace for "The Art of the Sand Deal"

Finn Seabrook

Jan 212 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cronulla Embraces the Behemoth: Introducing SUV-Only Roads and Supersized Parking Spaces

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