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Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Finn Seabrook

Jan 202 min read

Olympic Breakdancer Ray Gun to Headline Shire's Australia Day Festivities

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Sandy Shores

Jan 192 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Sylvania’s Gentrification Official: Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival Puts Shire on the Map

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Finn Seabrook

Jan 182 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Sandy Shores

Jan 172 min read

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Skye Waverley

Jan 172 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 162 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo After Falling Asleep During World’s Longest Commute

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Blake Curran

Jan 152 min read

Lifestyle & Social

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor & Illawong Declare ‘Sh-exit’: Push for Independence Sparks Chaos

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Sandy Shores

Jan 142 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Riley Corbett

Jan 132 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Reef McCallister

Jan 112 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Blake Curran

Jan 102 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Blake Curran

Jan 92 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

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