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Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

2 days ago2 min read

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

4 days ago1 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

5 days ago2 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

6 days ago2 min read

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

Apr 222 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 192 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Clean-Up Creep: Local Man Outs Himself as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All

Apr 162 min read

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

“Not My Job”: Local Shopper Leaves Shopping Trolley in Prime Engadine Car Spot to Assert Dominance

Apr 132 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 121 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 101 min read

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