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Group of men in sportswear on a soccer field, practicing drills. Text reads: "Local Dads in Panic After Volunteering as Coaches."

Group of men in sportswear on a soccer field, practicing drills. Text reads: "Local Dads in Panic After Volunteering as Coaches."

Local Dads in Full Pre-Season Panic After Accidentally Volunteering as Soccer Coaches

Mar 221 min read

Seniors dance on a beach, smiling and celebrating. Text reads "Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy."

Seniors dance on a beach, smiling and celebrating. Text reads "Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy."

Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy - Youth Left Mowing Lawns

Mar 202 min read

Man in white car with "URGENT DELIVERY" sign. Headline: Caringbah Chemist Caught—Scripts from Miranda Pharmacy. Urban background.

Man in white car with "URGENT DELIVERY" sign. Headline: Caringbah Chemist Caught—Scripts from Miranda Pharmacy. Urban background.

Caringbah Chemist Finally Caught—Scripts Are Actually Coming from Miranda

Mar 192 min read

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Extreme Tetris Challenge — Casualties Include Common Sense

Mar 162 min read

Blakey Johnston leads Cronulla to Victory Smashing World Record for Biggest Paddle Out in Support of Youth Mental Health

Mar 142 min read

Reader Tip-Off: Local Group Proposes Penny Farthings and Unicycles to Fix Shire's Ebike Chaos

Mar 141 min read

Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cinema’s Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese & Fungi-Filled Film Experiences

Mar 131 min read

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

Mar 112 min read

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Farmer Wants a Wife in Chaos—Producers Scramble, for Replacement - Shire 'Farmer' Troy Steps Up

Mar 101 min read

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

$78M Kurnell Kamay Ferry Wharf to Host World’s First Tinny Rideshare: Tideshare

Mar 72 min read

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Mar 61 min read

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Mar 42 min read

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