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Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

Jan 172 min read

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

Jan 162 min read

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo After Falling Asleep During World’s Longest Commute

Jan 152 min read

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor & Illawong Declare ‘Sh-exit’: Push for Independence Sparks Chaos

Jan 142 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 132 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Jan 122 min read

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 112 min read

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Jan 102 min read

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Jan 92 min read

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

Jan 82 min read

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach: Shire Braces for Renovation Drama

Jan 72 min read

Loftus Dad Declared ‘Tech Archaeologist’ After Hoarding Vintage Cables for Decades

Jan 52 min read

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