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Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.

6 days ago2 min read

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank.

Dec 62 min read

‘Boundary Creep’ Epidemic Sweeps the Shire as Locals Stake Claim to Nature Strips with Box Trailers and Broken Boats.

Dec 42 min read

Shopping cart returned to a trolley bay in a parking lot marked by a Coles sign. Headline text: BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shopping cart returned to a trolley bay in a parking lot marked by a Coles sign. Headline text: BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene.

Dec 32 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 22 min read

Trash bins lined up on a suburban street, labeled 3-8, with colorful lids. Cars and houses in the background. Headline text: SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Shire’s 10 Bin Personality Types Finally Identified — Behavioural Patterns “Too Disturbing to Ignore”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trash bins lined up on a suburban street, labeled 3-8, with colorful lids. Cars and houses in the background. Headline text: SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Shire’s 10 Bin Personality Types Finally Identified — Behavioural Patterns “Too Disturbing to Ignore”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Shire’s 10 Bin Personality Types Finally Identified — Behavioural Patterns “Too Disturbing to Ignore”.

Dec 12 min read

"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.”

Nov 282 min read

BREAKING: Workplace Declares Employee Missing After He Disappears with Shire Gazette Annual — Found Hours Later in Accessible Toilet in Hysterics

Nov 272 min read

A desk with dual monitors shows a calendar. Sticky notes are on the screen. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Worker Officially Taps Out of 2025 After Scheduling Two Meetings at Once - Attends Neither, Finds Peace on the Couch. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A desk with dual monitors shows a calendar. Sticky notes are on the screen. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Worker Officially Taps Out of 2025 After Scheduling Two Meetings at Once - Attends Neither, Finds Peace on the Couch. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Worker Officially Taps Out of 2025 After Scheduling Two Meetings at Once - Attends Neither, Finds Peace on the Couch.

Nov 262 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 252 min read

Phone showing a text conversation with the message "I swear, I'm not lying!" Below, a satirical headline about liars and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Phone showing a text conversation with the message "I swear, I'm not lying!" Below, a satirical headline about liars and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Study Confirms a Liar’s Final Words Are Usually “I Swear I’m Not Lying” - Shire Residents Say They Knew That Already

Nov 242 min read

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 232 min read

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