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Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

Brock Ledger

Mar 51 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Stethoscopes to Spanners: Shire GPs Ditch Medicine for Plumbing as Patients Prefer to Pay Tradie Rates

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Sandy Shores

Feb 232 min read

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Feb 122 min read

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Blake Curran

Jan 222 min read

Trump Targets Kurnell? Locals Brace for "The Art of the Sand Deal"

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Blake Curran

Jan 152 min read

Lifestyle & Social

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor & Illawong Declare ‘Sh-exit’: Push for Independence Sparks Chaos

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Reef McCallister

Jan 112 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Finn Seabrook

Jan 42 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Finn Seabrook

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Reef McCallister

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

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