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Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Trump Targets Kurnell? Locals Brace for "The Art of the Sand Deal"

Jan 212 min read

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor & Illawong Declare ‘Sh-exit’: Push for Independence Sparks Chaos

Jan 142 min read

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Jan 102 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Jan 32 min read

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 30, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

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