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Sunset over Cronulla Beach, surfers gathered for a paddle out event. Headline mentions Blakey Johnstone, organized by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

1 day ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Blakey Johnstone to Make Waves (Literally) with World’s Biggest Paddle Out This Saturday at Cronulla Beach

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Mar 42 min read

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Liam Montgomery

Mar 11 min read

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Sandy Shores

Feb 232 min read

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Liam Montgomery

Feb 202 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Feb 122 min read

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Athletes in colorful gear race on Wanda Beach, with a crowd in the background. Headline and details about the Sydney Branch Champs overlay.

Liam Montgomery

Feb 82 min read

Wanda Beach Gears Up for the Most Prestigious Race of the Sydney Branch Champs: The Sand Hose Chase

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Finn Seabrook

Feb 72 min read

Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Finn Seabrook

Jan 202 min read

Olympic Breakdancer Ray Gun to Headline Shire's Australia Day Festivities

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Sandy Shores

Jan 172 min read

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

Finn Seabrook

Jan 42 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Finn Seabrook

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

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