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E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

Jan 162 min read

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Jan 162 min read

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo After Falling Asleep During World’s Longest Commute

Jan 152 min read

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows artist's impression of new housing development in proposed Bangalonia with headline "SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor and Illawong Declre 'She-exit': Push for Independence Sparks Chaos". "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Menai, Bangor & Illawong Declare ‘Sh-exit’: Push for Independence Sparks Chaos

Jan 142 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 132 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Jan 122 min read

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 112 min read

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Jan 102 min read

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Jan 92 min read

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

Jan 82 min read

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bin Bag Diplomacy

Jan 72 min read

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach: Shire Braces for Renovation Drama

Jan 72 min read

Loftus Dad Declared ‘Tech Archaeologist’ After Hoarding Vintage Cables for Decades

Jan 52 min read

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Sirens on President Avenue: Shire Residents Demand Answers as Investigations Ramp Up

Jan 42 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Jan 32 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 22 min read

Sutherland Shire Throws Santa Hat in the Ring to Host Christmas Day Beach Festivities.

Jan 12 min read

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 30, 20242 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 29, 20241 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 28, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Local Man Rescued By PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark After 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal

Dec 26, 20242 min read

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