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Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Cheers To The Garbos: Sutherland Shire’s Boxing Day Beer Bonanza

Jan 252 min read

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 112 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Local Man Rescued By PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark After 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal

Dec 26, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 24, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

Orchestra on stage at a festive event with Santa decorations. Headline reads "Outrage at Cronulla Christmas Carols over Festive Styling."

Orchestra on stage at a festive event with Santa decorations. Headline reads "Outrage at Cronulla Christmas Carols over Festive Styling."

Outrage Erupts at Cronulla Christmas Carols Over “Clashing” Festive Styling

Dec 16, 20241 min read

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