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Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Jan 272 min read

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

Jan 252 min read

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Jan 222 min read

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

Jan 172 min read

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

Jan 162 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Jan 32 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 30, 20242 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 29, 20241 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 28, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 23, 20242 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

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