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Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

20 hours ago2 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

2 days ago2 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 101 min read

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

From Northies to Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by four Kid's Parties in Two Days.

Apr 72 min read

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year

Mar 282 min read

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Mar 42 min read

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Mar 42 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 302 min read

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Jan 282 min read

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Jan 222 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 132 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

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