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Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Mar 42 min read

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sienna Rivers

Mar 42 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 312 min read

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Liam Montgomery

Jan 292 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Liam Montgomery

Jan 232 min read

Local news & nonsense

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Sandy Shores

Jan 142 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

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