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Sunset over Cronulla Beach, surfers gathered for a paddle out event. Headline mentions Blakey Johnstone, organized by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

1 day ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Blakey Johnstone to Make Waves (Literally) with World’s Biggest Paddle Out This Saturday at Cronulla Beach

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Chris T Tide

4 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

Brock Ledger

6 days ago2 min read

Lifestyle & Social

$78M Kurnell Kamay Ferry Wharf to Host World’s First Tinny Rideshare: Tideshare

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Sandy Shores

Mar 61 min read

Lifestyle & Social

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Liam Montgomery

Mar 42 min read

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sienna Rivers

Mar 42 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Empty strollers abandoned in a parking lot near a playground. Headline reads: Luxury Pram Crisis. Mood is mysterious and abandoned.

Harper Vale

Mar 32 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Luxury Pram Crisis. Shire Grandparents Abandon $2K+ Prams in

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Liam Montgomery

Mar 11 min read

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Woman Property Manager smiling in front of apartments with "For Lease" sign. Headline above: "Tenant gets 100% bond back." Evening setting, urban area.

Sandy Shores

Feb 62 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Miranda Woman Shatters Local Myth: First Tenant Ever to Get 100% Bond Back Without a Shouting Match

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Riley Corbett

Feb 12 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Heads Will Roll: Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 312 min read

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Liam Montgomery

Jan 292 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

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