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Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 312 min read

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Liam Montgomery

Jan 292 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Skye Waverley

Jan 282 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 262 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 242 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Icon, Finger-Lickin’ Landmark: Shire Rallies to Protect Beloved Miranda KFC Amid Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival in Sylvania

Finn Seabrook

Jan 212 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cronulla Embraces the Behemoth: Introducing SUV-Only Roads and Supersized Parking Spaces

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Sandy Shores

Jan 192 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Sylvania’s Gentrification Official: Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival Puts Shire on the Map

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Finn Seabrook

Jan 182 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Sandy Shores

Jan 172 min read

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Skye Waverley

Jan 172 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Finn Seabrook

Jan 162 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo After Falling Asleep During World’s Longest Commute

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Sandy Shores

Jan 142 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

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