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Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Riley Corbett

Jan 132 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Blake Curran

Jan 102 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Blake Curran

Jan 92 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Blake Curran

Jan 82 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bin Bag Diplomacy

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Blake Curran

Jan 52 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Sirens on President Avenue: Shire Residents Demand Answers as Investigations Ramp Up

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Skye Waverley

Jan 32 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Finn Seabrook

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Reef McCallister

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Lifestyle & Social

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

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