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Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 29, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 23, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Street

Dec 22, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 20, 20242 min read

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