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Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Feb 281 min read

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Heads Will Roll: Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea

Jan 312 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 302 min read

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Jan 282 min read

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Sandy Point Tug-of-War: Sutherland Shire vs Liverpool in Boundary Battle

Jan 282 min read

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Jan 272 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Cheers To The Garbos: Sutherland Shire’s Boxing Day Beer Bonanza

Jan 252 min read

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

Jan 252 min read

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

Local Icon, Finger-Lickin’ Landmark: Shire Rallies to Protect Beloved Miranda KFC Amid Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival in Sylvania

Jan 232 min read

Cronulla Embraces the Behemoth: Introducing SUV-Only Roads and Supersized Parking Spaces

Jan 202 min read

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Sylvania’s Gentrification Official: Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival Puts Shire on the Map

Jan 182 min read

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

Jan 172 min read

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