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Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

Newspaper headline about a Kareela man fast-tracking pedestrian lights. Below, the intersection of Freya Street and Bates Drive Kareela, with traffic lights, a blue sky, and cars.

Newspaper headline about a Kareela man fast-tracking pedestrian lights. Below, the intersection of Freya Street and Bates Drive Kareela, with traffic lights, a blue sky, and cars.

Kareela Man Unlocks Secret to Fast-Track Pedestrian Lights: ‘I’m Practically a Traffic Whisperer’

Jan 242 min read

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