Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Finn Seabrook | Local Correspondent | Sutherland Shire Gazette

7 February 2025

The annual Port Hacking Putters Regatta was thrown into potential chaos this week after reports of a croc lurking near Swallow Rock Boat Ramp sent the Shire into a frenzy.

“Saw it with my own eyes—big, dark, and menacing,” one local posted in a Facebook group, while another claimed, “Definitely not a log. I know a croc when I see one.” Speculation spread fast, with armchair sleuths theorising that recent wild summer weather had sent crocodiles further south than ever before.

“Climate change is messing with migration patterns,” one declared. Another added, “If bull sharks can make it up the Wonnie, why not a croc?”

As panic set in, NSW Maritime was spotted arriving at the scene, rumoured to be preparing for a full-scale investigation. Officials scanned the water while one officer, armed with a long pole and what looked suspiciously like a pool net, probed the shallows.

After an intense 15 minutes of professional sleuthing, the terrifying predator was finally identified—a lone, sun-bleached Croc… of the rubber shoe variety.

“Size 11, left foot. No signs of aggression,” an officer reported. “Just drifting aimlessly, much like the putters will be this weekend.”

With the crisis averted, regatta organisers confirmed the event would proceed as planned. “Glad that’s sorted,” said race coordinator Bob “Barnacle” Jenkins. “Though if a real croc ever does show up, our boats are too slow to escape anyway.”

Locals are now being urged to swap their panic for picnic rugs and head down to the Port Hacking Putters Regatta this Sunday, 9 February, for a day of leisurely chaos on the water. Expect slow-moving classic boats, fierce competition, and at least one person taking an accidental swim. Just watch out for any more lost footwear drifting past.